remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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