how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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