Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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