rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He felt like a one man threesome
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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