i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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