Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I will pee on everything he values.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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