Already got asked if we're dating
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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