I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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