these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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