Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
