The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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