Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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