I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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