His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
