I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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