Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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