Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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