where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
