THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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