Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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