come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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