We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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