____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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