i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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