I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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