lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
People in love make me want to vomit
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
