were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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