oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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