Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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