Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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