It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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