Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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