If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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