Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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