Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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