He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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