Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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