This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize