Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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