What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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