I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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