youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you will always have a special place in my vag
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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