i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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