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(703): View more from Virginia

belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads

(202): View more from Washington, DC

i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel

(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah...right...LMAO

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(478): View more from Georgia

I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children

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(316): View more from Kansas

He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.

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(631): View more from New York

"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence

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(210): View more from Texas

Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

(830): View more from Texas

You are so not ready for motherhood

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.

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(818): View more from California

A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away

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