Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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