the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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