who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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