I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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