Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
