what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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