Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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