Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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