Non-Jews are for practice
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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