how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this beer tastes like vomit already
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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