If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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