May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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