on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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