did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
This can only be settled by a dance off.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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