Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
