i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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