hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?