One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think I sprained my soul last night
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it