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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.

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